high-functioning-sociopaths:

penandpage:

What do your lines say?

This is weird.

It’s Robert Pattinson in the days before Twilight.

Look at him, still smiling. There’s hope in his eyes. He can see a future before him, and he still believes that it can be good. He still has dreams.

It’s like Dean Winchester before Hell!

It’s like Dean Winchester before Hell

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@sonyayawat ‘s olong macchiato looks a lot like beer :D  (at Espuma)

@sonyayawat ‘s olong macchiato looks a lot like beer :D (at Espuma)

adnchocolate:

Phil laughing about coconut getting arrested ◕ ◡ ◕ from 9/8/13 radio show

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broughttoyoubytheletterq:

when im a parent i won’t take my kid’s electronics when they get in trouble i’ll just take the charger so i can watch the fear in their eyes as they use it less and less while the battery slowly begins to run out

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did you know that bashing my music taste increases your chances of changing my opinion by 0%

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imtiredidontneedthis:

imtiredidontneedthis:

I was explaining how I someone i dont like was going to work with me and my friend was like why dont you just throw up on them and i had to explain whyYOU CANT JUST THROW UP ON PEOPLE BECAUSE YOU DONT LIKE THEM

update: after explaining that she hates too many people and would therefore be dehydrated and smelly she came up with the following solution to carry buckets of vomit and throw that instead “it would work wonders”

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sittything:

princexposition:

sittything:

when boys send u dick pics send them this gif

image

*gavin screaming*

you know your post has gotten popular when the mysterious ‘gavin’ has taken over it

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  • baby: d-d-d-d-d-d
  • dad: are you trying to say daddy?
  • baby: Download Happy Little Pill - Troye Sivan this Friday

precumming:

ITS SO UNFAIR WHEN YOU LOVE SINGING BUT YOU WERENT BORN WITH A GOOD VOICE

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dudes bad news… i think i have a crush on a much older boy from work :/

x

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