nice things for your dash yo!
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Biology tells you you’re 70% water
Chemistry tells you you’re 60% oxygen
Physics tell you you’re 99.99999999% empty space
And I tell you you’re 100% a cutie.
Alchemy says you’re 35 liters of water, 20kg of carbon, 4 liters of ammonia, 1.5 kg of lime, 800g of phosphorous, 250g of salt, 100g of saltpeter, 80g of sulfur, 7.5g of fluorine, 5g of iron, 3g of silicon, and trace amounts of fifteen other elements
u dare come to my house and disrespect my anime
how do people rap i cant even talk without messing it up
you’re currently witnessing a fine piece of procrastination
I love pirates because they have no concept on albeism. oh you have no leg? here have a peg leg. no hand?? well guess we gotta put a hook on that, give those sons of bitches a surprise. Blind in one eye, put an eyepatch on no one fucking cares, youre deaf??? go man the canons you glorious bastard.They dont care if youre disabled bcus as long as you can fuck shit up they literally dont fucking care.
people asking me what kind of music i like is such a stressful experience