I’m looking for my soul in the lost-and-found
What happened to the someday?
What happened to the dreams of the wide-eyed kid?
Jennifer Lawrence Makes Great First Impressions
Love this woman.
why do people say “grow some balls” when they want someone to act tougher? like do you know how weak balls are? you punch someone where the sun don’t shine and they’re going down.
we should say “grow a vagina.” vaginas can take poundings. they bleed every month and never die.
i yelled OH GROW A VAGINA today in english when a kid dropped a book on his hand and my teacher laughed so hard he cried
Three hand-painted signs had been tacked to a broke-down gate. The first read, THE QUIBBLER EDITOR, X. LOVEGOOD. The second, PICK YOUR OWN MISTLETOE. The third, KEEP OFF THE DIRIGIBLE PLUMS. The gate creaked as they opened it. The zigzagging path leading to the front door was overgrown with a variety of odd plants, including a bush covered in orange radishlike fruit Luna sometimes wore as earrings.
So let me get this straight
Female characters are getting cut from animated movies because women are (apparently) hard to animate
Male network executives are pulling good cartoons off the air because women are watching them
It looks like the men of the animation world have resorted to blaming women rather than admit that they just royally suck at their jobs
A Year of Parenting
To celebrate my daughter’s first birthday, I drew my most autobiographical comic ever.
my english teacher used to collect street signs until her students began to steal them for her
like they stole a street sign
that said the street name
they also stole a stop sign in front of this loop in front of my school
and all 100 kids were like stealing signs
my english teacher was the head of a crime ring
I bet the principal didn’t want to believe it…
even though all the signs were there
thEY LOOK LIKE THEY’RE GOING ON A DATE I’M CRYINIG
2014 hasnt even started and it looks like a promising year